Воздушний Цирк Вавилона-5

[Dwalin]

Для тех, кто в курсе...



LORIEN: Answer me these questions three, ere ye stay in this galaxy.



G'KAR steps forward.



G'KAR: Ask your questions, bridgekeeper, I'm not afraid.

LORIEN: Who are you?

G'KAR: Citizen G'Kar of the Narn Regime.

LORIEN: What do you want?

G'KAR: To carve the Centauris' bones into flutes for our children.

LORIEN: Why are you here?

G'KAR: To strangle the Centauri Emperor.

LORIEN: Right, off you go then.



G'KAR departs over the bridge.



MORDEN: That looks easy!

LORIEN: Who are you?

MORDEN: Mr. Morden.

LORIEN: What do you want?

MORDEN: To destroy the weaker species.

LORIEN: How does Delenn manage to get her hair to go under a bone that grows out of her head?

MORDEN: Eh? I don't know--AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH...



MORDEN is cast into the Gorge of Eternal Peril.



LORIEN: Next?

IVANOVA: Ask away, I'm not afraid.

LORIEN: Who are you?

IVANOVA: Susan Ivanova.

LORIEN: What do you want?

IVANOVA: To be paid for episodes I won't be appearing in.

LORIEN: Are you going to sign the same contract for Season five as everyone else?

IVANOVA: Yes. I mean no. I mean, I need an extension. I mean--AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH...



IVANOVA is cast into the Gorge of Eternal Peril.



LORIEN: Who are you?

SHERIDAN: Captain John Sheridan.

LORIEN: What do you want?

SHERIDAN: To rid the galaxy of the elder races.

LORIEN: Who is the leader of the Drazi?

SHERIDAN: What do you mean--green or purple?

LORIEN: I don't know--AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH...



LORIEN is cast into the Gorge of Eternal Peril.



DELENN: How do you know so much about Drazi?

SHERIDAN: Well, when you're the One you have to know these things.

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